Showing posts with label dead pig's head. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dead pig's head. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

The Biggest Legacy of David Cameron - #piggate






As the UK is currently having inside troubles because of being in the European Union, I noticed that every British netizen hates David Cameron so much that they invoke this hashtag #piggate every time they felt betrayed by the man of the picture. Of course the UK was rocked last September 2015 for allegations that during his days at Oxford University, he inserted a "private part" of his anatomy inside the mouth of a dead pig's head sitting on a fellow Piers Gaveston society member for the initiation rite. It was revealed in a book named "Call Me Dave: the unauthorized biography of David Cameron" written by Lord Michael Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakshoft.

Cameron wants to bomb Bashar Al-Assad's Syria or he wants to discredit Vladimir Putin or even communist Jeremy Corbyn but what will they think of this pig molesting prime minister?

Many people will not remember his EU exit plans or bombing Syria or supplying the moderate rebels but his affair with his ex girlfriend, the head of a dead pig. The British media won't even want to discuss this for the sake of working hours or decency but to no avail, since the internet rocked what was supposed to be a suppressed event.

Of course, Dave will not admit he porked a dead pig but many British netizens think he is a pig f*****. The Black Mirror episode entitled: "National Anthem" was the part where the fictional prime minister was duped into having sex with a live pig on air by the kidnappers to free a princess, sacrificing his dignity to save the live of the princess unaware it was just a prank.

If he admits to the allegations, it means all he done, good or bad for the UK will be overshadowed by a mistake during his college days. Oh Dave.

Monday, January 25, 2016

Young Men do Stupid Stuff






I can't get over the anecdote #piggate because it reveals how young men do stupid stuff. That's the case for me and others who passed through College. Like how it was alleged that David Cameron during his Oxford University days inserted a "private part of his anatomy" in a mouth of a dead pig's head sitting on a fellow Piers Gaveston member for the most bizarre initiation-rite in a fraternity. Not surprising?

How about the ones did by UP frat-boys: the Oblation Run where men running nude for their fraternity's pride and the university itself?

I know some young men wants to try weed as well, someone even tried to ask me to join a "pot session" but I am unaware what it means, so I respectfully declined the offer but when I am growing up, I knew it was indeed, weed session. Of course, I will never try to smoke weed. But here in Japan, I admit I tried to puff cigarettes but I never tried to smoke a full stick since I want my lips to be red and my body remains beautiful for a guy.

I never drank too much when I was back in my homeland but here in Japan, thanks to close friends, I got drank countless times and it was enjoyable especially with my best friend who taught me how to drink a lot liquor in just one night. Of course, I know my responsibilities so it didn't matter if I got drank or not as long as I will be able to accomplish what I need to do the next day.

There are things I will never try at this stage of my life:

  1. Illegal Drugs
  2. Smoking
  3. Joining undesirable groups
  4. More Stupidity
At least I am not Bill Clinton who engaged in oral sex with Monica Lewinsky, admitted it and bombed Serbia or David Cameron up to this will not admit he did oral sex with a dead pig's head for the initiation rite or those people who wanted to try the dangers of Marijuana.