Brexit won't save Piggy in the Middle's reputation

Let's start a quote by Nigel Farage of the UKIP mentioning about Brexit and David Cameron:

"And then we've got the Prime Minister. Or should I call him, in this context, piggy in the middle".

So David Cameron wants to save face by means of Brexit? British Prime Minister David Cameron unveiled his deal struck with his 28 EU counterparts on Friday, aimed at adjusting Britain’s membership of the bloc with an emphasis on sovereign control over migration and the finance industry.

The PM focused his negotiations on four areas: exemption from the political notion of ‘ever closer union’, tighter control on British borders and welfare payments to immigrants, safeguards from the eurozone and less financial regulation. In particular, he wanted Britain to be able to opt out of EU legislation, meaning the country could not be drawn into political integration in a “formal, legally binding and irreversible way.” He also advocated an emergency brake on welfare payments given to migrants living in the UK, meaning the UK could remove benefits for up to 13 years from migrants who have been in the country for less than four years. Cameron did broker a deal stipulating countries who don’t use the euro will not be required to fund bailouts for eurozone countries and will also be given compensation for funds used to prop up the currency.

Of course, it was widely criticized by all EU member states for giving UK the preferential treatment.  But I want to tell the Pig-F***** that not even Brexit will erase his stupid foreign policy, continuing blackmail on Jeremy Corbyn(I am not a leftie but feels sorry) and will never erase the stigma of #piggate , to which he is well known.

British people are losing their benefits because of pointless wars but with a pig-f****** Prime Minister of course, countless wars will continue, British people not having the best of the government and leaving their home to other places in Europe.

Well, Piggy in the middle will just use Brexit for his own political gain and to save face from what happened back in September where he was accused of inserting a "private part of his anatomy" on a mouth of a dead pig's head sitting on a lap of a senior Piers Gaveston member for an initiation ritual according to a book made by Lord Michael Ashcroft and Isabel Oakeshott by Westminster insiders.

The Biggest Legacy of David Cameron - #piggate

As the UK is currently having inside troubles because of being in the European Union, I noticed that every British netizen hates David Cameron so much that they invoke this hashtag #piggate every time they felt betrayed by the man of the picture. Of course the UK was rocked last September 2015 for allegations that during his days at Oxford University, he inserted a "private part" of his anatomy inside the mouth of a dead pig's head sitting on a fellow Piers Gaveston society member for the initiation rite. It was revealed in a book named "Call Me Dave: the unauthorized biography of David Cameron" written by Lord Michael Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakshoft.

Cameron wants to bomb Bashar Al-Assad's Syria or he wants to discredit Vladimir Putin or even communist Jeremy Corbyn but what will they think of this pig molesting prime minister?

Many people will not remember his EU exit plans or bombing Syria or supplying the moderate rebels but his affair with his ex girlfriend, the head of a dead pig. The British media won't even want to discuss this for the sake of working hours or decency but to no avail, since the internet rocked what was supposed to be a suppressed event.

Of course, Dave will not admit he porked a dead pig but many British netizens think he is a pig f*****. The Black Mirror episode entitled: "National Anthem" was the part where the fictional prime minister was duped into having sex with a live pig on air by the kidnappers to free a princess, sacrificing his dignity to save the live of the princess unaware it was just a prank.

If he admits to the allegations, it means all he done, good or bad for the UK will be overshadowed by a mistake during his college days. Oh Dave.