As the UK is currently having inside troubles because of being in the European Union, I noticed that every British netizen hates David Cameron so much that they invoke this hashtag #piggate every time they felt betrayed by the man of the picture. Of course the UK was rocked last September 2015 for allegations that during his days at Oxford University, he inserted a "private part" of his anatomy inside the mouth of a dead pig's head sitting on a fellow Piers Gaveston society member for the initiation rite. It was revealed in a book named "Call Me Dave: the unauthorized biography of David Cameron" written by Lord Michael Ashcroft and journalist Isabel Oakshoft.
Cameron wants to bomb Bashar Al-Assad's Syria or he wants to discredit Vladimir Putin or even communist Jeremy Corbyn but what will they think of this pig molesting prime minister?
Many people will not remember his EU exit plans or bombing Syria or supplying the moderate rebels but his affair with his ex girlfriend, the head of a dead pig. The British media won't even want to discuss this for the sake of working hours or decency but to no avail, since the internet rocked what was supposed to be a suppressed event.
Of course, Dave will not admit he porked a dead pig but many British netizens think he is a pig f*****. The Black Mirror episode entitled: "National Anthem" was the part where the fictional prime minister was duped into having sex with a live pig on air by the kidnappers to free a princess, sacrificing his dignity to save the live of the princess unaware it was just a prank.
If he admits to the allegations, it means all he done, good or bad for the UK will be overshadowed by a mistake during his college days. Oh Dave.
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