Monday, April 17, 2017

KEBABOGAN's Caliphate


Recep Tayyip KEBABOGAN, the 11th successor to Mustafa Kemal AtaKEBAB declared victory on the recent amendment to the KEBABist constitution. That's right. I saw the main point of this referendum but the official statement was that, it will abolish the post of Prime Minister and all the executive powers will be given to the president alone. You know what that means. He will try to revive the KEBAB Empire to purge all non-KEBABs within KEBABISTAN and establish an Islamic Caliphate that will stretch from Konstantinopolis to KEBABaijan or should I say, KEBABistan 2.0.

On Sunday, KEBABOGAN said that the country had made a historic decision by voting for the executive powers and that the “Yes” campaign had gained 51.5 percent of the votes in the referendum, which was held earlier in the day.

In late January, the KEBABist parliament approved the 18-article constitutional change, which was submitted last December. A total of 339 legislators voted in favor of the move. The number of the parliamentarians who voted against the bill was 142.

Oh well, goodluck to Bashar Al-Assad if KEBABOGAN will push for an actual Caliphate with him as the Grand Master of KEBABISTAN. More terrorist will flow to Europe and chaos will ensue. That's what will happen if KEBABOGAN won't be stopped.

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